So a lot of you people reading this blog may not believe this incredible story, cause really its incredible adn hard to believe. I, Ben Mccoll, have met the imfamous Dragonette and here is how the story unfolds...
Aight, so I'm chilling with these babes at introfest around 10:00pm and so then these chicks ask me if I want to drink with them so I'm like 'Aight, I'm down wit dat'. So I follow them to the girls washroom where we plan on drinking, I am then told by someone in the washroom quarters that I am being extremely rude by infultrating the females facility. So I'm like 'Aight' and I peace. So I'm chilling in the stairwell waiting for the girls to exit and Dragonette walks up the stairs. I thought it would be nice if I got my girlfriend, Leigh, an autograph cause I told her I would, even though I was just joking. So I follow Dragonette up these stairs and there is all these chicks trying to get a pic of Dragonette. So I was like 'I will take this picture, for a small fee of one beer', and Dragonette was like ' Aight'. So i take this picture of these broads and they leave and so I end up drinking One, Two, Three, Four, Five beers with Dragonette. I chill with her and her entire band for like four hours ( really one and a bit) so I'm like mad shit-faced and I'm about to leave and this guy Mark is like 'Yo take all this vodka and all this redbull before you leave Benny Boy' So I'm like 'Aight Mark see you around'. In the moments that unfold after wards I rappidly text my friends, Maddy and Larissa, cause I'm shit-faced at Champlain. So they come rescue me, now we are all chilling in my room, and Maddy is typing this beautiful story for me.
Still no Chung
History and psychology lectures tomorrow before going to town
Yours truely,
The drunken Ben Mccoll
(interpreted by Maddy Smith)
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