Day 11: Laundry

So amazingly I packed enough clothes with me to last an entire 11 days. I probably could have milked it and made it to 15 or so...but hey...i had nothing to do so i decided to do some laundry. this was a new and exciting experience for me, i was scared, nervous, but admittedly i was a little excited. Prior to today I had never done laundry before (im a momma's boy) so I had to learn the ropes. I recruited my friend Mady to show me how its done. I dubbed her my "Laundry Coach". So first things first...Mady tells me I have to do all my dark's speratly from the colored clothing (i actually already knew that but i didnt wanna get cocky) So i went and grabbed all my black and grey stuff. "No no!" maddy says..."you can get more!"....and she presisted on telling me that i could put oranges, greens, and blues in too....they fell under the "dark" category. WHAT THE HELL?!?! are green blue and orange not colours? If you put those colours in with the dark
load then whats the point of doing a colour load?! it dosent make ANY sense! and....to make things even worse....theres a "Light" category as well. so...you have your "darks" your "colours" and your "lights"...but for some reason pretty much any colour at all can go in your dark load. i mean...how is orange a dark colour? orange is like the brightest colour there is. its the colour of the SUN which is exactly OPPOSITE to dark. holie fuck...these people who invented laundry really need to get there shit together. So that pissed me off and confused me...but i was very presistant and didnt give up. I learned how to measure out the soap, turn on the wash cycle, and even put your quarters in the little slot thingy. after my load was finished being washed i threw everything in the dryer...i thought i was doing fine but my friend Dougie insisted otherwise...according to Doug i had forgotten to put "the smelly sheet things" in. so he ran to his room to get me some. he said its so my clothes dont smell like a wet dog, and he tossed the sheets into the dryer. Fantastic! now instead of my clothes smelling "wet" they can smell like a feild of lavender! much better!!! i can smell like a charming purple flower! maybe next time im wearing my favorite shirt we can all sit around doing tie dye and braiding our hair!
holie freg...im never doing laundry again