Day 23: RAPTORS

Okay...so before I start my incredible story about the Toronto Raptors...I would just like to make a small announcement...its been brought to my attention that "certain individuals" who are readers of this blog find the language it contains mildly offensive. I dont give a &$!%. Its my blog! I MADE it to offend people. if you dont like it, dont read it. its not a disney movie. anyways...on to bigger and better things! :)





Ben and J Moon!



For those of you who dont know I am a recent recipient of a $5000 scholarship from the raptors foundation for kids. CHA CHING! So this weekend i had to go to their annual gold tournament and give a speech thanking them for their work. Turns out my speech was pretty hot...i got a standing ovation! yeee baby. The sickest part was i got to meet Chris Bocsh, Jamario Moon, Andrea Bariani and some others starting lineup players. There tall sons of bitches! i thought they were gunnah step on me, it was scary shit. Jamario Moon thinks he can take me on in wheelchair basketball...he was talkin smack...so i challenged him to a game and hopefully we will be hittin that up sometime soon!

So far my list of famous people ive been drunk with and/or around is quite extensive!

• Dragonette
• Jamario Moon
• Joseph Boyden