okay....so I know its been a while...but I really dont feel like writing anything....I have an english essay to write. But here....take a look at these awesome pictures!!!

.....please refrain from touching yourself...especially in regards to the first one. Speaking of which....if I were to have sex with my clone...(the one in the picture) does that count as masterbation? Hows that for a weeks worth of food for thought? :P

PEACE!

BIRTHDAY!!!! PART 2

Hello all! Im tired and very sore from skiing (Oh my god..do i sound like my mom?! I just turned 19!!!) so this post wont be very long, I just wanted to thank everyone for comming to my birthday. thanks for the awesome presents and wicked mail. cornbread and chilli were great. thanks for comming and we'll see you all soon... Ben

PS: The beautiful young lady is the pictures below is my girlfriend Leigh who always complains of never getting mentioned in my blog of awesomeness! I love her SO MUCH and the cologne she got my for my birthday smells lovley.

....happy now babe? :P

Pink AND blue for Ann and Ben!
Ben and Leigh!

Awsome Cards!


Awesomer Alcohol!!

BIRTHDAY!!!!

As you all know...or all should know...its almost my birthday. Its on January 17th to be exact....and usually on someones birthday, they receive cards by friends and loved ones. WHILE were on the topic I would just like to point out that I have recieved no mail during my stay here at Trent, despite the frequent opportunities. I am overcome by a feeling of despise and heartbreak every time I walk by the mailboxes. I usually see several kids struggling to carry heaping packages of cookies, beautifully wrapped gifts, or hand written letters from the people they love most. yet I know my mailbox remains empty. I would just like to express my sheer frustration and disappointment to all readers out there. You all read my blog religiously....yet what do I have to show for it? NOTHING!...not a single piece of fan mail. but its not too late yet. My birthday is approaching, but approaching quickly. If you have it in your heart to send some love to a poor, hungry, lonesome university student, now is your chance to defrost your cold, dead, frozen hearts, and show some warmth. All mail can be sent to:

Benjamin McColl
Room #427
Gzowski College
2510 Pioneer Road
Peterborough, ON
K9J 7B8


On a final note I enjoy oatmeal chocolate chip cookies (no raisins) large denominations of cash, the keys to expensive sports car, or a romantic evening with your daughter...but a simple greeting would do. DONT FORGET!

TEA CUP HEIST

Hello loyal readers. I am here to tell you about my latest adventure...but I must be short and sweet as I am a busy man and have things to do!

The other day I was having a delicious lunch with my 4W homegirl Kaitlin. We finished eating and when we were scraping our dishes into the compost (which I always do because I am SO enviromentally friendly) I noticed a large crate of coffee mugs on the floor. Mugs or any type of dishes are great to have around rez, but us students never want to pay. Infact, I am a frequent borrower of cafeteria cutlery and dishes, and these mugs were beauties, so quicker then you could say....i dunno.....something people say really fast....we loaded up our bags, purses, pockets, and I even put one under my hat. We didnt stick around to examine our haul, but quickly made back to 4West with our loot. when I got back to four west I examined the booty and to my great dissapointment they werent coffee mugs at all! they were tea cups! but hey....atleast there cute i guess? make your own judgements. the picture is below.

all for now!
Ben

2ND POST OF 2009!!!

okay...so I forgot to make a big deal about the first post of the new year. I was going to do that. that was the plan. I was gunnah have a special post just for that, with the title "FIRST POST OF 2009!" ...or something flashy like that, but I messed up and forgot. so um....heres the second post of the year. woo hoo. anyways im going to Psyc now. see ya.

Benjamin J. McColl's Magical Cure to Anything

This morning I found myself rather sick. I was quite congested and had a mild headache. I contenplated suicide but decided it would be easier to just try and get better. So i devised the following plan as a remedy:

Step 1-Have hot shower (while trying not to trip on your roommates shower neccessities).

Step 2-Get on Bus while listening to some mellow Eric Clapton or Jimi Hendrix (but only from his Blues album, any other Hendrix would be too much to handle with a cold like this).

Step 3-Get off bus at Terminal, and buy "Vicks Vapo Rub!" from nearby drug store.

Step 4-Return to drugstore and buy Halls, which you forgot to buy the first time.

Step 5- Locate a coffee shop and purchase a large Caramel Latte.

Step 6- Have another hot shower and, instead of putting clothes back on, lie naked on bed. Apply medicines and consume a gigantic bar of solid milk chocolate as you do so.

These 6 easy to follow steps made me feel much better. After thorough research I have concluded that this remedy may be a cure to any disease known to man.... AIDS, Cancer, even Chickenpox. It dosent even matter if your sick. it will STILL make you feel better. Give it a try yourself. It works.