BIRTHDAY!!!!

As you all know...or all should know...its almost my birthday. Its on January 17th to be exact....and usually on someones birthday, they receive cards by friends and loved ones. WHILE were on the topic I would just like to point out that I have recieved no mail during my stay here at Trent, despite the frequent opportunities. I am overcome by a feeling of despise and heartbreak every time I walk by the mailboxes. I usually see several kids struggling to carry heaping packages of cookies, beautifully wrapped gifts, or hand written letters from the people they love most. yet I know my mailbox remains empty. I would just like to express my sheer frustration and disappointment to all readers out there. You all read my blog religiously....yet what do I have to show for it? NOTHING!...not a single piece of fan mail. but its not too late yet. My birthday is approaching, but approaching quickly. If you have it in your heart to send some love to a poor, hungry, lonesome university student, now is your chance to defrost your cold, dead, frozen hearts, and show some warmth. All mail can be sent to:

Benjamin McColl
Room #427
Gzowski College
2510 Pioneer Road
Peterborough, ON
K9J 7B8


On a final note I enjoy oatmeal chocolate chip cookies (no raisins) large denominations of cash, the keys to expensive sports car, or a romantic evening with your daughter...but a simple greeting would do. DONT FORGET!