This morning I found myself rather sick. I was quite congested and had a mild headache. I contenplated suicide but decided it would be easier to just try and get better. So i devised the following plan as a remedy:
Step 1-Have hot shower (while trying not to trip on your roommates shower neccessities).
Step 2-Get on Bus while listening to some mellow Eric Clapton or Jimi Hendrix (but only from his Blues album, any other Hendrix would be too much to handle with a cold like this).
Step 3-Get off bus at Terminal, and buy "Vicks Vapo Rub!" from nearby drug store.
Step 4-Return to drugstore and buy Halls, which you forgot to buy the first time.
Step 5- Locate a coffee shop and purchase a large Caramel Latte.
Step 6- Have another hot shower and, instead of putting clothes back on, lie naked on bed. Apply medicines and consume a gigantic bar of solid milk chocolate as you do so.
These 6 easy to follow steps made me feel much better. After thorough research I have concluded that this remedy may be a cure to any disease known to man.... AIDS, Cancer, even Chickenpox. It dosent even matter if your sick. it will STILL make you feel better. Give it a try yourself. It works.
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