The Hooker Fight

Late last night my friend Mike and I decided we were hungry, so we went on a late night adventure to the grocery store, and adventure it was. Being unusually busy for 2am on a Sunday night the clerk was somewhat overwhelmed and understandably slow. As Mike and I were waiting in line with our day old, half off chicken samosas a raunchy looking woman dressed from head to toe in leather and high heeled boots got in line behind us. Lets just say she was whoreiffic. She began speaking very rudely to the woman behind her and out of nowhere began screaming at the already stressed clerk. "What the fuck man?! Whys it so god damn slow?! Cant you get another person in here you lazy bastard?!" Understandably I found this to be very rude. In the my utmost civil tone I asked her if she could watch her mouth. To this she would retorted that she would break my other leg and stick my cane up my ass. Somewhat unwittingly I replied that I would break her jaw. This probably wasn't the smartest thing to say but it was 2am. I was tired. All i wanted was my chicken somosa. When I said this the prostitute exploded in furious rage. "OMG! OMG! Im calling the cops! Did anyone here what he said?! he threatened me?! I'm calling the cops!" After he little panic attack she cut in line ahead of us, uttering profanities under her breath. Cutting in front of two more individuals (one of them a somewhat larger lady to whom she told to go buy a few more cupcakes) she proceeded right to the clerk, who told her he wouldn't serve her. This really set her off and she threw about $100 worth of groceries on the floor and stormed out. I'm not really sure what the moral of this story is but its exciting so I wanted to tell it. I'm pretty sure its dont wait in line infront of prostitutes. Or maybe its dont say you'l break their jaw. Or maybe its little boys should be in bed studying at 2am, not buying groceries. Whatever the lesson is here its safe to say dont drop acid before going to the grocery store, even if your a cracked out prostitute.