KEGGERS

So we had a kegger on Saturday for my birthday. We are proud to announce a profit of $9.80. Not quite the easy $1000 we were hoping for but hey. Better than nothing. The next day we went out for breakfast and spent our profits lavishly. Here are a list of tips for anyone who feels they should attempt a kegger in the future.

Rule #1: EVERYBODY PAYS!!! Make sure everyone pays at the door. For me, this proved difficult and only a mere quarter of our quests ended up paying admission. Charging your friends admission at the door is a tough job that I dont have the heart for. How can you possibly charge friends when there being nice to you, bringing presents, singing drunkly on your door step. or their cute? or have nice titties? but just take my advice at face value: friends and hotties are hard to charge.

Rule #2: Hide all your shit. youd never guess what goes missing. all our furniture, artwork, and other random shit was thrown upstairs and locked in a basement.

Rule #3:Paid help helps. My friends Adam and Max were paid out mercenaries. There big boys, so we gave them some beer and they helped watch the door all night.

Rule #4: If at first you dont succeed....go back ater. We didnt make what we expected to but atleast we broke even. we think we can do better next time so were trying for fame and fortune again. in 3 weeks time we are having a "Black Light Keger" and hoping to earn enough to buy a pair of nice couches. Hope it goes well.