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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Questions I Want Answers to...

1) If a plane crashes and the back box always survives because its indestructible, why don't they just built the whole plane outta that shit?

2) Do penguins have knees?

3) Are there reserved spaces for non-disabled people at the special Olympics?

4) If we know the speed of light what is the speed of dark?

5) If you have one eye are you winking or blinking?

6) Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Where the hell are they? Do they exist?

7) If we are here to help others what the hell are the others doing?

8) If god is all powerful could he create something too heavy for him to lift? and if he couldn't lift it is he really all powerful?

9) Who put the "S" in Lisp. that wasn't very smart...

10) If superman can deflect bullets with his chest why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

Can you answer these questions?...

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