There are a few things I dont understand about this wonderful city. they are as follows.
1. The Gay District
The gay district I get and everything but what about China town? Does china town have a gay district? If so...are stright white guys allowed in? or Just gay asians? or just any asian regardless of sexual orientation. Very confusing.And why do people hate gays so much? Most gay people around here are better dressed and more polite than ANY straight person ive EVER seen! Be thankful their into balls! If they were straight we'd be screwed!
2. Chinatown
Why is it called China town when people there are from every Asian country. Korea, Singapore, Japan. Isnt calling it china town a little insensitive?
3. Homeless People
The homless people here have Gameboys for Christ sake!!! I dont even have a fucking gameboy. What do they need change for...so they can buy batteries? Another thing. I gave one $2 the other day...which I think is quite generous to give a homeless person...only to be replied with "I'm trying to get lunch...do u have a $5 or anything". HOLY SHIT! Ambitious little fuckers arent they?
4. Australians
Australians dont say "How ya doing" or "Hows it going" Instead they combine these two statements and greet you with "How ya goin?" Sometimes followed with "mate". This always perplexes me. I have to take a moment to work through a streneous thought process before I respond. how am I going?...well...I know WHERE im going...and I know HOW im doing...but how the hell am I going? Jesus i dunno. Ironically we seem to understand Australian greeting customs as well as they understand ours. Ever tried nodding at an Aussie? It trips them out...they reply with a confused look. They dont know what to do. Yesterday one of them shrugged his shoulders as if he didnt understand. it was great.
5. Starbucks
What the hell is it with Starbucks. They ask me what size I want. Usually a medium. Apparently this term dosent exist within the confines of starbucks. You mean a Grande sir? fuck...I dont know....a size thats larger than a small but smaller than a large? Do you have that? Is all the italian vernacular really fucking nessicary? Just gimmi my damn coffee. Screw it...im going to Timmies.
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