<3 Kozy Shack <3

After recently consuming a 624g container of "Kozy Shack Cinnamon Rasin Rice Flan" in several seconds we are still hungry for more. (we have decided that the use of the word pudding does not meet our standards of prestigousness. In search of true justice we have decided to call all things in regards to Kozy Shack Flan) We have sent to Kozy Shack inquiring where we can purchas mass quantites of their product. The Letter is as follows:

Dear Kozy Shack,

First of all we would to start by expressing our utmost gratitude in regards to your amazing products. Life would not be complete without the sweet taste of Kozy Shack Rice Pudding. Its wholesome milk, high quality grains of rice, and superb selection of raisins and whole eggs blend together in a delicious concoction of heavenly bliss. Our profound love for this divine product has our taste buds begging for more. Our longing for this product is SO great that the small quantities of Kozy Shack Rice pudding in our local supermarkets is not sufficing. We would like politely enquire how and where purchase this product in larger quantities. Your reply would be ever so greatly appreciated.

Regards,

Ben McColl & Douglas Drevniock

PS: We would also like to ask if Kozy Shack apparel is currently on the market. If possible, we would love to show our pride for your product by wearing any available Kozy Shack clothing or accessories.